I'm Getting There

I get “Ya know I’m really depressed and I’ll never meet a girl like that again and I’m twenty-one.” Son, you’re twenty-one. It is a big world out there and you are going to have a really good time. You are gonna meet lots of women, and humans are complex tricky creatures. If only we were dogs then shit would work out better but humans are very complex. There are a lot of reasons that things don’t work so you don’t have to call the girl a bitch because everything a person does is coming from a real reason. She cheated on you? Well, she wasn’t getting what she needed from you. She is getting something she needed from this other fellow, or woman or whatever that she left you for, so you gotta move on. But don’t kill yourself. Don’t drink yourself into a stupor. Don’t drive to the guy’s house. None of that stuff is appropriate behavior. And believe it or not, you’re gonna be fine.